should i be worried

DieHard

LE
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#1
im sitting here in hospital and have just seen the doctor who is going to operate on me. the only problem is its his birthday he has a baloon tied to him and it looks like its his 21st .frankly im a bit concerned. any ideas?
 
#2
Call him over, give him a kiss, wish him Happy Birthday and burst the fcuking thing!!!!!
 
#3
Perform the operation yourself, quacks are over-rated.
 
#4
nah you'll be fine...he's probably been sat in a cubicle with a glucose-saline drip up since 0600hrs so he'll be relatively sober by the time he cut you :D
 
#5
DieHard said:
im sitting here in hospital and have just seen the doctor who is going to operate on me. the only problem is its his birthday he has a baloon tied to him and it looks like its his 21st .frankly im a bit concerned. any ideas?
Don't worry. The fact that it's his birthday and he'll be it no rush what-so-ever to get through the operation as fast as humanily possible, so he can get out on the lash with the boys, shouldn't concern you. Just lie back and relax.
 
#6
The best bit of advice to any bloke going under the knife has to be to tie a label around your knackers, saying "Read your notes fool -- this ISN'T the sex change op".

Apart from that, it'll be fine. Just relax....
 
#7
You'll be unconscious, so you won't feel it if he accidentally cuts the wrong bit. Relax.

That reminds me, I really should go and give some blood. I hear there's a shortage.
 
#8
MRSA, Doctor shortages, overworked nurses, faultly equipment, patients having to sleep in corridors. You should be reet.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
Yeah, you'll be just fine. His mind will be completely on the task (of getting p!ssed later).
 
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