Just spent 2 weeks with my girlfriend before i go off to join my battallion, spent a lot of it going to visit relatives therefore a lot of time was spent in the car. Radio blaring everywhere we went and the missus decides she likes that song BANG BANG YOUR DEAD. Fast forward to half an hour ago, imagine the scene, I'm travelling to camp listening to the radio, my phone goes, it's the split ass "Turn to (named) radio station, I've just rung up and dedicated a song to you" phone cuts off, so I do what I'm told. I wait until finally the voice of the presenter booms - "and now a request come in from *** from *** who's boyfriend *** is going away to *** for * months, she loves you and will miss you like crazy, and this is for you... bang bang you're dead". Now, maybe I'm being paranoid, but is this her sending me a subliminal message? or do I have to face the prospect that indeed my girlfriend is dumber than your average blonde and is a dozy bint with whom I have to spend the rest of my days trying to explain why the sky is blue, or that yes... the sun in Ibiza is the same as the sun in UK?? STUPID BIATCH Sorry had to get that off my chest.