Well the question is whether I should be put to death, in effigy, here on ARRSE. For some time now, I have made pretty pathetic threats against site Moderators, threatening to get SB, MI5, SIS and the Port and Harbour Authority involved. Why? Because my PERSEC has been exposed or something by this site, which amuses itself with its lack of moderation and allows its Chief Senior Moderator, PartTimePongo aided and abetted by Flash and Gunny and MDN and others to ruin my life. No longer. The clock is ticking!! In less than 20 hours and 12 minutes I'm going to do something really stupid which I will regret for the rest of my dull, pointless life. I don't know what it is yet, because I make this same threat every few months or so. When I do whatever it is that I'm threatening to do, you'll know all about because I spend my whole life on here, when I'm not 'Daring to Excel' and writing posts to myself about topics ripped off from here. I'll be here watching in one of my 20 or so different identities. As each one is banned/booted I simply come back again and again because I can't understand why I'm not wanted here. I invented the internet and ARRSE and I'm nothing without them. That's why I make up implausible claims like 'I slept with General Sir Michael Walker's nephew' and then get his name wrong! I also fantasise about socialising with VIPs from the Gulf States. A lot. In fact, I entertain many fantasises, but the worst is that somehow, secretly, I'm wanted by this site and by god - am I wrong!