Should I be flattered?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Biscuits_Brown, Jul 16, 2007.

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  1. This morning I got a threatening message from some random chap from a chatroom accusing me of "bucking" his wee sister, who is apparently 15.

    I'm not sure what to think, but am worried by the fact that my foremost thought is "I wish...."

    I've considered replying asking for a few photos to jog my memory.
  2. Biscuits,

    The devil in me would ask........won't hurt and might get a decent reaction from the brother. That would be fun :twisted:

    You only live once :wink:

  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    You could reply: "If we are talking about the same girl (please send pics), the boitch was asking for it! She said that you were cr@p and she wanted a real man!" and see what he comes back with! :twisted:
  4. People who use chatrooms are all geeky virgins who woudn't know what to do with a schoolgirl if you left one naked, gagged and bound in their Christmas stocking.
  5. Aye, well that's certainly the case with ARRSE chat..... :twisted:
  6. Virgins in ARRSE chat now that is pushing the imagination just a little too far. Now were did i put that schoolgirl outfit..
  7. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Fancy hooking up for a 'meet'n'eat'?
  8. Sorry biped ive got homework to do..