Should have locked the door

#3
why did it cause a row? arbyette would just take the p'ss and then join in.








Ok, so she would just take the p'ss, but in my fantasy she joins in. Then her sister drops by witha bullwhip and a double ended dildo....
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#4
arby said:
why did it cause a row? arbyette would just take the p'ss and then join in.








Ok, so she would just take the p'ss, but in my fantasy she joins in. Then her sister drops by witha bullwhip and a double ended dildo....
I hope the fantasy is about Sister on Sister action Arby and not a double ended black Mamba hanging out of your Ricker. An image I really could do without.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#5
I think the conversation probably went something along the lines of:

"WTF do you think you are doing?"

"I'm having a w@nk, WTF does it look like!?"

"You dorty b@stard, eeughh, you ain't coming upstairs tonight you dorty fcuker!"

"Well, if you put out boitch, I wouldn't fckin have to would I!?"

"Yeah, well, if you did more around the house and make me feel like a proper woman and mphphhmphhmmmh, [choke], [thrash] mppphhhhhhhh etc etc"
 
#6
B_AND_T said:
arby said:
why did it cause a row? arbyette would just take the p'ss and then join in.








Ok, so she would just take the p'ss, but in my fantasy she joins in. Then her sister drops by witha bullwhip and a double ended dildo....
I hope the fantasy is about Sister on Sister action Arby and not a double ended black Mamba hanging out of your Ricker. An image I really could do without.
prude. Its a known fact that prostate stimulation produces a much stronger orgasm.
 
#11
BanjoBill said:
Reading Evening Post said:
The 44-year-old, of Welford Road, escaped with a conditional discharge...
Well spotted! :safe:

If all guys attacked their relatives when caught pulling one off, the men to women ratio would be way off balance. Take my mate from school, (actually my mate from school, I don't mean myself :D ) he's been caught, by his mum, franticly subduing his snake about 28 times! And she's not got one bruise... strange.
 
#13
ash_p said:
BanjoBill said:
Reading Evening Post said:
The 44-year-old, of Welford Road, escaped with a conditional discharge...
Well spotted! :safe:

If all guys attacked their relatives when caught pulling one off, the men to women ratio would be way off balance. Take my mate from school, (actually my mate from school, I don't mean myself :D ) he's been caught, by his mum, franticly subduing his snake about 28 times! And she's not got one bruise... strange.
did she join in?
 
#14
smallbrownprivates said:
ash_p said:
BanjoBill said:
Reading Evening Post said:
The 44-year-old, of Welford Road, escaped with a conditional discharge...
Well spotted! :safe:

If all guys attacked their relatives when caught pulling one off, the men to women ratio would be way off balance. Take my mate from school, (actually my mate from school, I don't mean myself :D ) he's been caught, by his mum, franticly subduing his snake about 28 times! And she's not got one bruise... strange.
did she join in?
I should bloody well hope not! She's not really MILF material :roll:
 
#18
ok who posted this comment?

to be fair most wives would go mad if she caught you wiping it on the curtains !
LOYAL ROYAL, A33
15/06/2008 at 12:37