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Should have locked the door

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Barrack Room Lawyer, Jun 16, 2008.

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  1. Barrack Room Lawyer

    Barrack Room Lawyer LE

    Barrack Room Lawyer, Jun 16, 2008
    #1
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Well there for the grace of god........... He shouldn't of allowed her a night out in the first place.
     
    B_AND_T, Jun 16, 2008
    #2
  3. arby

    arby LE

    why did it cause a row? arbyette would just take the p'ss and then join in.








    Ok, so she would just take the p'ss, but in my fantasy she joins in. Then her sister drops by witha bullwhip and a double ended dildo....
     
    arby, Jun 16, 2008
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  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I hope the fantasy is about Sister on Sister action Arby and not a double ended black Mamba hanging out of your Ricker. An image I really could do without.
     
    B_AND_T, Jun 16, 2008
    #4
  5. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I think the conversation probably went something along the lines of:

    "WTF do you think you are doing?"

    "I'm having a w@nk, WTF does it look like!?"

    "You dorty b@stard, eeughh, you ain't coming upstairs tonight you dorty fcuker!"

    "Well, if you put out boitch, I wouldn't fckin have to would I!?"

    "Yeah, well, if you did more around the house and make me feel like a proper woman and mphphhmphhmmmh, [choke], [thrash] mppphhhhhhhh etc etc"
     
    Biped, Jun 16, 2008
    #5
  6. arby

    arby LE

    prude. Its a known fact that prostate stimulation produces a much stronger orgasm.
     
    arby, Jun 16, 2008
    #6
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






    Do you have to use much lube?
     
    B_AND_T, Jun 16, 2008
    #7
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Do you think the bloke in question was BBR.
     
    B_AND_T, Jun 16, 2008
    #8
  9. BanjoBill

    BanjoBill LE

    [​IMG]
     
    BanjoBill, Jun 16, 2008
    #9
  10. arby

    arby LE

    not anymore, its like a wizard's cuff.
     
    arby, Jun 16, 2008
    #10
  11. ash_p

    ash_p LE

    Well spotted! :safe:

    If all guys attacked their relatives when caught pulling one off, the men to women ratio would be way off balance. Take my mate from school, (actually my mate from school, I don't mean myself :D ) he's been caught, by his mum, franticly subduing his snake about 28 times! And she's not got one bruise... strange.
     
    ash_p, Jun 16, 2008
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  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Make the bad man go away :crying:
     
    B_AND_T, Jun 16, 2008
    #12
  13. smallbrownprivates

    smallbrownprivates LE

    did she join in?
     
    smallbrownprivates, Jun 16, 2008
    #13
  14. ash_p

    ash_p LE

    I should bloody well hope not! She's not really MILF material :roll:
     
    ash_p, Jun 16, 2008
    #14
  16. arby

    arby LE

    you're next....
     
    arby, Jun 16, 2008
    #15
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