Your comments show you to be a sensitive and caring person. I urge all Arrsers to emulate your kind nature. In the same way as a Downes syndrome carer might give one of their benighted charges the odd seruptitious hand shandy to calm it down to better facillitate an uninterrupted outing to the shops, it behooves Cait to act in the public interest, and soothe the savage beast as it were, thereby releasing some of MDNs' manly juices, if not internally, at least externally, preferably with accompanying photos. I am humbled before your humanity Sir.
Cait, I personally wouldn't touch him with yours, but it is his birthday. As long as doesn't expect the same on our birthday and you make sure he is clean before he goes near you, and doesn't mention it to anyone, and has to drug you so you don't have flashbacks, then I suppose its fine.