Should be put up for adoption.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Furryturd, Jul 24, 2007.

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  1. The Crown Prince and Princess of Chavisia have named their little daughter after what I seem to remember is a range of Superdrug tampons.

    Sanitary Child
     
  2. They should b edone for child cruelty. It's obvious they don't live in the real world.
    Can we really call them Chavs though, they don't draw benefit, they don't go around mugging folk, they just get under my skin.
     
  3. Do you reckon they just lobbed a load of scrabble tiles in the air and hoped for the best?
     
  4. No, they explain how they came to the name:

    Princess "because she's our princess". Bile-inducing...

    and Tiaamii is the result when you join "Thea" (Petes Mum) with "Amy" (Jordans Mum). Spelling was never high on the priorities for these two.

    It's ridiculous, I feel sorry for the child, I really do.
     
  5. I named my 3rd dog "Graf Wolfgang Nosferatu Freiherr Von Misthaufen" he answers to the name of Wolfie.

    Can anyone suggest the name that "Princess, Burberry, Psycho Bitch, Rusty Ford Escort, Garden full of scrap, Tampon Head", will answer too as she grows up?
     
  6. Children exist for passing on the misery you suffered in childhood. They're off to a good start.
     
  7. Indeed milsum...verily...

     
  8. I think it's a lovely name, no doubt plenty of chavs out there will agree and name their next child ( i'd say girl but you know what chavs are like) after them therefore giving me hours of pleasure ripping the shit out of their kids and their chav like ways. For that Katie and peter should be MBE'ed for services to up holding chav traditions
     
  9. As far as I'm aware, Bebo is considered the haven of Chavs, wompingwillow. What on earth are you doing there, with your self-confessed hatred of chavs? Facebook is the way forward.
     
  10. Yeah, I feel real sorry for the ridiculously named child of millionaire's Andre and Price :roll: