Shotgun blast to the face - Sotheby's chief

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fireplace, Aug 19, 2012.

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  1. Blimey, sounds like he got both barrels.

    I nominate James Gray, MP for N Wilts.
  2. I think I'd need a 76mm cannister round for the MP's I'd like twatted.
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  3. Given the spread I reckon, standing shoulder to shoulder, Piers Moron, Noel Edmonds and Tony Blair.
  4. ohdearhowsadnevermind.jpg
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  5. Sounds like the usual bon-viveur, moneybags-mong shoot, I'm surprised they don't cull more of each other every year. Wonder if it happened after lunch...
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  6. Seconded
  7. fu2

    fu2 LE

    Blair, Blair and Blair. Both barrels, pointblank and reload.
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  8. You'd be loaded for Blair then?
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  9. Shouldn't this be in the Hunting Shooting and Fishing Forum?

    (coat already got !)
  10. He obviously didn't read the sign, 'Duck or Grouse'.
  11. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Well shit happens as they say, no doubt the insurers will sort it all out. Sothebys eh? I have to admit we havent met as Bonhams is about as upmarket as I go.
  12. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Just a thought, was Dick Cheney on the guest list?
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  13. The person Cheney revved was a lawyer. That makes him OK in my book.
  14. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Darwinism in action, politicians and Lawyers there too little to choose!