Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

At the risk of incurring the Mods displeasure, post any humorous, whimsical or other such posts here. Leave the main thread for the serious business.
 
PappaRat said:
Love this one!!! Well done, whoever did it!
jimboshhh.jpg
 
I thought Shortt was picking his nose and displaying his normal marksmanship.

jimboshhh.jpg
 

SickNorman

Old-Salt
I remember being in the baron's office (back bedroom) and seeing a framed pic of him in working dress with his sergeants stripes, wings, beret and stable belt. I looked at it closer and saw the pic was taken in his back garden. At the time I thought his back garden was a funny place to pose for a pic, but I'd never come across any TA.

:?
 
SickNorman said:
I remember being in the baron's office (back bedroom) and seeing a framed pic of him in working dress with his sergeants stripes, wings, beret and stable belt. I looked at it closer and saw the pic was taken in his back garden. At the time I thought his back garden was a funny place to pose for a pic, but I'd never come across any TA.

:?

Not TA - Shortt was ACF and a failed TA recruit.
 
Call for pictures:

We lost a lot of photos when the Shortt-thread got deleted. Anyone out there who still has the old classics (condom-hat, det-cord party etc) on the hard drive - please post them here so we can move them to the wiki, catwalk page.
Ta in advance :)
 

Ace_Rimmer

Old-Salt
I'm sure it's been mentioned before but even if I didn't know what a big timing walty c*nt b*stard he is, his face is so very smug and utterly utterly annoying that every time I see a picture I get visibly angry and feel like puking bile just so I can have something caustic to rub in my eyes so I can't see him anymore.

so there..

I'm sure I'm not the only one.
 

SickNorman

Old-Salt
TheSpecialOne said:
SickNorman said:
I remember being in the baron's office (back bedroom) and seeing a framed pic of him in working dress with his sergeants stripes, wings, beret and stable belt. I looked at it closer and saw the pic was taken in his back garden. At the time I thought his back garden was a funny place to pose for a pic, but I'd never come across any TA.

:?

Not TA - Shortt was ACF and a failed TA recruit.

You mean he told me porkies ?
 
SickNorman said:
TheSpecialOne said:
SickNorman said:
I remember being in the baron's office (back bedroom) and seeing a framed pic of him in working dress with his sergeants stripes, wings, beret and stable belt. I looked at it closer and saw the pic was taken in his back garden. At the time I thought his back garden was a funny place to pose for a pic, but I'd never come across any TA.
Not TA - Shortt was ACF and a failed TA recruit.
You mean he told me porkies ?

That's why he moved to Ireland. His back garden looked a bit like Cambodia ... and/or Thailand, Sierra Leone and other places more exciting than Croydon. Which means just about everywhere else, really :wink:
 
"Cand sumwun get dis microfone outa my doz pliz?"
 
OHMR said:
Saved many. Ask for specific ones and I will check.
Thanks, there are no LoFty pics - for a start.
 

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