No, it isn't a conspiracy theory.... I've temporarily quarantined the thread to do some admin on it and tidy up some of the posts that go off topic and on about Kent Police. Once done, the thread will return. I'd be gratful if a "Shortt Pt 5" didn't re-appear in the meantime. In case the subtly of this message is missed TANGENTS ABOUT KENT POLICE ARE VERBOTEN! Save that kind of nonsense for the green ink and tin foil hat websites.