Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by seaweed, Nov 22, 2011.

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  1. seaweed

    seaweed LE Book Reviewer

    All right spelling Nazis, lay down your guns ..

    Yesterday there were two tiny old couples competing on Bargain Hunt - all four of them were about 5' or less. Mrs Seaweed said they must be shortbred.
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  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Step away from your keyboard!
  3. seaweed

    seaweed LE Book Reviewer

    Waiting for the lights to change next to a women's frock shop with big 'CLEARANCE SALE' signs up. I draw Mrs S' attention to the loss of yet another retail shop. Shop is called 'Inspire'. 'Should be Expire' says Mrs S.
  4. Longlenny

    Longlenny War Hero Book Reviewer

    I like the sound of your mrs! she knows how to speak English.