Short Top & Front, Gets You One Of These...

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  1. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Dunno but at least it give us old buggers hope.
  2. Male pattern baldness is caused by having lots and lots of testosterone which women can sense like dogs or other hormone driven creatures, so manly manly testosterone fuelled geeks often get quality birds...having loads of cash helps too
  3. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Indeed I find being partially bald makes no difference to my pulling abilities whatsoever. In fact not a single one of my recent conquests has complained while I have been entertaining them on my yacht or driving them home in one of my Ferraris.

    Being bald rocks.
  4. Yeah look at the money Jade Goody earnt? Didnt do her any harm!
  5. Cruel. Nice but cruel. :D
  6. EARNT?

    She got PAID - that is not the same as EARNING; somehow EARNING implies 'well deserved reward' for 'work' - to which I suspect the fat chav slapper was a complete stranger.

    Rest Her Sole
  7. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Baldies have bigger c0cks and are better fcuks

  8. You experienced being fcuked by a big c0cked baldie then?
  9. I can't get Baldie 1 to load, but - the lass witth Baldie 2: isn't that Samantha Janus (sister of Hugh . . . . ) ?
  10. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Number 1 bird is Holly Wiloughby.
  11. Personality helps too. It's important to have a wallet full of it.
  12. crrikey - if I'd ever thought I could pull a young lady like her by sending my hairline backwards, I'd have started buying agricultural quantities of IMMAC since puberty . . . . :(