Short 'n' sweet

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

    Preparing to write a cheque She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket and tries to write with it.

    When she realises her mistake, She looks at the flabbergasted cashier and without missing a beat, she says:

    'Well, that's great ... that's just great ... some arsehole's got my pen!'