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Short 'n' sweet

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a cheque She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket and tries to write with it.

When she realises her mistake, She looks at the flabbergasted cashier and without missing a beat, she says:

'Well, that's great ... that's just great ... some arsehole's got my pen!'

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