short marriage divorce

When it's all done and dusted can you work out how much each f++k cost please
 

Gout Man

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Having just read this terrible tale of woe may I suggest

1. The OP deletes this thread, so none of this happened.

2. Kisses and makes up with bride.

3. Take her on a lovely romantic holiday to say Thailand and to visit her mum.

4. Dispose of said bride. Get hold of a good quantity of that white powder stuff. Hide it her suitcase, not too well hidden. Nip out for a beer when she’s in the shower, take all your belongings, get yourself on a plane home and phone the authorities once you are in the air.
Do this upon arrival a day or two into the trip will do. Do not visit mum, it’s just a scam to get her out of the country.

5. Relax, feet up have a drink, you’ve earned it. Inform solicitor she pissed off with some other fella, name of Smith, or was it Jones.

6. Be very careful when it comes to point 4. Check inter web for news of Thai drug mule blaming British husband and laugh.
 
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My mate wants to know if you have any photos
Fill your boots.
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Not a Little Britain fan myself but it's quite surprising to think how recent this was aired on TV. Can you imagine it in todays weirdly thin skinned society?
 
Here`s what I`d do (Ive also recommended this for avoiding care home fee`s) assuming you can sell the house etc without her signature then do so, then transfer all your cash off shore and F*** off for a few months , if you want to come back to the UK rent a house and draw cash through a bank card for living expenses , if her lawyer tracks you down say youve blown the lot and tell him to fcuk off , no further correspondence will be entered in to(and stick by that, her lawyer will ask for your lawyers details , tell him you dont have one and dont need one)
I know someone who did this and it worked , he went one step further and set up an overseas limited company and bought a house in the UK through it , his ex got SFA.

Edit - Get some pics of you in a foreign casino with a pile of chips a a big smile then put it on facebook and do some crying about how you lost the lot , theres nothing stopping you blowing the money for real but better to stash it as lifes shite without it, she`s taken you for a mug so now its time to grow some balls and stop her getting one over on you.....again.
 
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charleymouse

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Here`s what I`d do (Ive also recommended this for avoiding care home fee`s) assuming you can sell the house etc without her signature then do so, then transfer all your cash off shore and F*** off for a few months , if you want to come back to the UK rent a house and draw cash through a bank card for living expenses , if her lawyer tracks you down say youve blown the lot and tell him to fcuk off , no further correspondence will be entered in to(and stick by that, her lawyer will ask for your lawyers details , tell him you dont have one and dont need one)
I know someone who did this and it worked , he went one step further and set up an overseas limited company and bought a house in the UK through it , his ex got SFA.

Edit - Get some pics of you in a foreign casino with a pile of chips a a big smile then put it on facebook and do some crying about how you lost the lot , theres nothing stopping you blowing the money for real but better to stash it as lifes shite without it, she`s taken you for a mug so now its time to grow some balls and stop her getting one over on you.....again.
She's put a marker against the house and against a BTL that I own, via her solicitor. Nice plan but no can do.
 
Op is a walking clichè
It never fails to astound me how many naive old blokes that go to Thailand and get turned over

It’s not like it’s some complex criminal sting it’s a narrative that is known the world over

Sad lonely blokes and their flaccid dicks:mrgreen::mrgreen:

“She wasn’t a working girl”
“She had a good job in an office/library/hospital”
“We really loves each other”
 
I cleared her debts before she came over. And 18 months in she threatened to leave me as everything is in my name & she wanted some financial security. Would I play it that way again? Probably not.
I’ve got some magic beans, you wanna buy them?
 

Gout Man

LE
Book Reviewer
Sell the house and put the funds into an account that I will manage for you.

A gift of sorts to help you out and keep your moolah away from the lunatic Ting Tong.
 
I do. Sad, old, lonely loser me. And they’re Oakleys. And they’re gen :cool:
Don't worry mate I have been all of these lately too. I had a pair of Oakleys too before I lost them. I also lost my second pair of nice Maui Jims recently. So the only thing I have is a pair of 15 euro cheap stuff I got in Greece! ;)
 

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