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  1. Janey was walking down High Street in Wootton. As she walked past the Butchers, she glanced into the shop window. There, nestled in amongst the salami, was a sign proclaiming "Fresh from Warsaw-World's Largest Sausage."

    Hanging on a large hook above it, was the most enormous sausage she had ever seen. It must've been at least eight inches in diameter, and two feet long.

    "That's a two-man zeppelin, not a sausage," she thought. "Oh well, I'll try anything once."

    So she walked into the shop, heaved the 20 lb. monster down off the hook and, plunking it down on the counter, presented it to the shopkeeper, who immediately wrestled it onto the machine and started slicing it up.

    "Hey, what the hell are you doing?" cried Janey in dismay. "What do you think I am? A slot machine?"