shopping queue

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  1. An incident occurred in a supermarket recently, when the following was

    A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (A black gown & face mask) was standing
    with her shopping in a queue at the checkout.

    When it was her turn to be served, and as she reached the cashier, she made
    a loud remark about the English Flag lapel pin, which the female cashier was
    wearing on her blouse.

    The cashier reached up and touched the pin and said, "Yes, I always wear it
    proudly. My son serves abroad with the forces and I wear it for him".The
    Muslim woman then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing and
    killing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi.At that point, a
    Gentleman standing in the queue stepped forward, and interrupted with a calm
    and gentle voice, and said to the Iraqi woman:

    "Excuse me, but hundreds of thousands of men and women, just like this
    ladies son have fought and sacrificed their lives so that people just like
    YOU can stand here, in England, which is MY country and allow you to
    blatantly accuse an innocent check-out cashier of bombing YOUR countrymen".

    "It is my belief that if you were allowed to be as outspoken as that in
    Iraq, which you claim to be YOUR country, then we wouldn't need to be
    fighting there today".

    "However - now that you have learned how to speak out and criticise the
    English people who have afforded you the protection of MY country, I will
    gladly pay the cost of a ticket to help you pay your way back to Iraq".

    "When you get there, and if you manage to survive for being as outspoken as
    what you are here in England, then you should be able to help straighten out
    the mess which YOUR Iraqi countrymen have got you into in the first place,
    which appears to be the reason that you have come to MY country to avoid."

    Apparently the queue cheered and applauded.

    do we agree?
  2. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Didn't happen. The only thing that happened is this dull septic-originated email has been posted on here countless times. :roll:
  3. Too right, I am glad to hear that someone actually said something and stood up for the cashier.

    Where can we send out donations to send this woman home???
  4. I am totally with you on this ozzymick.
  5. Agreed, it's nonsense
  6. Who gives a crap...its sounds feckin great to me!
    Maybe there should be more of it...then we wouldnt be second class citizens in our own country?

  7. Sounds good and wish it were true.
  8. Then the typist woke up and realised he'd swamped the bed again :)
  9. bollox its all bollox, must be about the tenth time someones posted this drivel

    See this

    Edited: Doh too slow mest refresh page more often
  10. where do you think i got it? happy pants
  11. I'm sick of getting it bloody emailed to me 3 times a week by someone who thinks I'll find it funny/outrageous, also get the Skippy list about once a week.
  12. heres something along the same lines as the original story, however it looks like its been flogged to death, a member of our glorious armed forces has just moved hid family over from germany, and has had to wait nearly 6 weeks to get his kid into school, because there are too many iraqi's, polish, kurds and every other tom dick and harry nationality in the school, and now the kid has to travel for 40 minutes every day to get the the new school and pay over 50 quid a month in bus fee's......... god bless GREAT britain........ post thoughts.......