Shopping lists for cowboys

#1
Brokeback Mountain Grocery Lists

WEEK ONE:
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK THREE
Beans al fresca
Thin-sliced Bacon
Hazelnut Coffee
Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
K-Y gel

WEEK FOUR
Beans en salade
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
2 tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FIVE
Fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve) 1 extra large bottle
Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Organic Eggs
Spanish Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Crushed Walnuts
Arugula
Clarified Butter
Extra Virgin Olive oil
Pure Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
Large tin Crisco
 
#3
And a Swiss army knife with the special attachment for removing cowboys from cowboys
 
#5
I liked the review of the film in Shooting Times. Apparently Cowboy A's missus puts a note in his tackle box, which when he returns from fishing she finds undiscovered. The correspondent said, quite rightly, he didn't mind how what and where Cowboy A was invading Cowboy B but what decent red-blooded male could spend three weeks by the perfect trout stream and not hop out of the (double) sleeping bag for a few casts at the evening hatch?? It isn't about buggery, its about the fishing!!
 
#6
I note that Forces_Sweetheart appears to have a sound working knowledge **** lubricants.....;)
 
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#8
mistersoft said:
And a Swiss army knife with the special attachment for removing cowboys from cowboys

That's one of the funniest things I've read on this site! Very Good!
 
#9
And a copy of Flies Fishing by JR Hartley
 
#10
And I think I'd be reluctant to flip through a copy of the the Shooting Times without washing my hands afterwards.
 
#11
And a vehicle jack for those uplifting experiences.
 
#12
And a pair of the new crotchless denims by Anne Summers with optional sequins.
 
#13
And a portable DVD player so you can really see what the Lone Ranger did with his Tonto.
 
#14
So he keeps his flies in his tackle box and you tell me it's all about the fishing, I think not.
 
#16
No but this is

Some Lipseal for chapped lips
 
#17
Why was cowboy A carrying his horse? Because it was it's turn to go on top.
 
#18
And a nine function multi-tool because you never know when you're going to need an extra tool.
 
#19
And a ten function multi-tool because you never know when you're going to need an extra tool + 1.
 
#20
And an eleven function multi-tool because you never know when you're going to need an extra tool but I think you get the picture.
 

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