Shopping lists for cowboys

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Forces_Sweetheart, Mar 20, 2006.

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  1. Brokeback Mountain Grocery Lists

    WEEK ONE:
    Beans
    Bacon
    Coffee
    Whiskey

    WEEK TWO
    Beans
    Ham
    Coffee
    Whiskey

    WEEK THREE
    Beans al fresca
    Thin-sliced Bacon
    Hazelnut Coffee
    Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
    K-Y gel

    WEEK FOUR
    Beans en salade
    Pancetta
    Coffee (espresso grind)
    5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
    2 tubes K-Y gel

    WEEK FIVE
    Fresh Fava beans
    Jasmine rice
    Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced Medallions of veal
    Porcini mushrooms
    1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
    1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
    5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve) 1 extra large bottle
    Astro-glide

    WEEK SIX
    Yukon Gold potatoes
    Heavy whipping cream
    Asparagus (very thin)
    Organic Eggs
    Spanish Lemons
    Gruyere cheese (well aged)
    Crushed Walnuts
    Arugula
    Clarified Butter
    Extra Virgin Olive oil
    Pure Balsamic vinegar
    6 yards white silk organdy
    6 yards pale ivory taffeta
    3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
    Large tin Crisco
     
  2. WEEK SEVEN

    New sphincter
     
  3. And a Swiss army knife with the special attachment for removing cowboys from cowboys
     
  4. Whats the betting the tagline for the sequel will be "Deeper, Harder, Faster"? :p
     
  5. I liked the review of the film in Shooting Times. Apparently Cowboy A's missus puts a note in his tackle box, which when he returns from fishing she finds undiscovered. The correspondent said, quite rightly, he didn't mind how what and where Cowboy A was invading Cowboy B but what decent red-blooded male could spend three weeks by the perfect trout stream and not hop out of the (double) sleeping bag for a few casts at the evening hatch?? It isn't about buggery, its about the fishing!!
     
  6. I note that Forces_Sweetheart appears to have a sound working knowledge **** lubricants.....;)
     
  7. Astro Glide and who's sweetheart are you ?
    john
     

  8. That's one of the funniest things I've read on this site! Very Good!
     
  9. And a copy of Flies Fishing by JR Hartley
     
  10. And I think I'd be reluctant to flip through a copy of the the Shooting Times without washing my hands afterwards.
     
  11. And a vehicle jack for those uplifting experiences.
     
  12. And a pair of the new crotchless denims by Anne Summers with optional sequins.
     
  13. And a portable DVD player so you can really see what the Lone Ranger did with his Tonto.
     
  14. So he keeps his flies in his tackle box and you tell me it's all about the fishing, I think not.
     
  15. Is that a good example of oxygen thieving?