shopping for bacon.

I was in tescos yesterday and a Jew was at the counter paying with a credit card and she was taking ages.

under my breath I muttered, "hurry up, Fucking Yid"

She spun around and said, "you couldn't be more offensive! you really couldn't!!"

So I took the bacon out of my basket and slapped Her around the face with it.

.....also works well in muslim version.
Offensive joke. Offensive cos it isn't amusing.

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