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#1
Eating my brekkie this morning and whilst channel hopping came across (not literally) some pert looking bird demonstrating a step machine that helps you "burn off those calories from that All American Fat Ass". Cue a "live audience" and all these lardarses accompanied by seemingly impossibly well toned amazonian tarts and bumboys trying to lose their "All American Fat Asses". They looked like they were breathing out of their backsides and when the presenter asked how much weight they had lost they replied " Aa've lost 1 pound in 10 weeks. Look at my trim gut." What a load of boll0cks.


agreed - hooped. mk
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#3
So do the Brit equivalent of septic trailer trash.
 
#4
The should have an ARRSe version, where the Celeb Arrser says to the camera " look what i have lost in two minutes" camera pans to hand to show "man from atlantis webbed fingers"...
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
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#5
In my part of the Fens, webbed fingers and toes not at all unusual!
 

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