I want a picture of a lobster juggling with a piano and a sugared almond on mine with the third verse of Bohemian rhapsody in an odd font fading from left to right.
I also want it in those funny mugs that change colour when they get hot, I need it delivering to Egypt and I don't expect to pay carraige
OK I'll order a novelty thimble with a street map of down town Swansea on it.
I expect discount on the count that your shite and can't fulfill an order.
Are there any T shirts with BB and LNV are cnuts on. Or We ran the fruitloops away? if so I'd like one in XXXXXXXXXXXL for Aunty Stella and I'll have the same printing on an authentic cosmonauts suit in beige for me
I am currently looking for the following items, all of which should be decorated with the Arrse logo
Inflatable porcupine,
howling ball-shaped ghosts,
battery-operated masturbating statuettes that shout obscenities at bypassers,
a flashlight that's also a dog,
pan pipe editions of Bee-Gees's greatest hits,
ceramic giraffe cow,
Battery operated battery charger,
A picture of a kitten.
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