Shooting Tips from Lord Tebbit

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by spoiltb, Nov 2, 2009.

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  1. The former Tory party chairman broke off from promoting his book The Game Cook to tell me of how he makes sure he never misses birds when he is out shooting.

    "If I feel myself start to lose concentration and miss a few, the next time I see a hen fly over I say to myself 'There's Cherie'. If I see a cock, I say 'There's Tony'. If I am not sure what it is, then I say, 'There's Mandelson'. And then I know that I'll kill 'em."

  2. I always thougt Mandelson was a cock.........