Shooting Girlfriend on Valantines day

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by whitmos, Feb 18, 2013.

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  1. They say that if you shoot your girlfriend on Valentines day you will get an Oscar
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  2. I'm stumped as to why he did it...........
    Must have legless.
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  3. They say Reeva asked him to take her out on Valentines Day
  4. He is no longer a blade runner.......... but a gun runner
  5. Can not understand why he used a gun though...................
    Would have thought that he would have used a blade
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Since he has no legs, has anybody come up with a joke involving the word 'legless'. Since about five minutes after it happened?
  7. Old news. But another Olympic athlete has been charged with a gun related incident. Ellie Symonds has been arrested on a small arms charge.
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  8. witmos up your roughage a little as you were producing shit once every minute, but there was a 2 minute gap between posts 3 and 4.