Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by PigGunner, Mar 22, 2013.

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  1. A bloke walks into an Optometrist's office carrying a shoebox under his arm.

    "How can I help you today?" asks the Eye Specialist.
    "Check this out." says the bloke and lifts the lid off the shoebox to reveal a huge, thick, winding turd almost taking up the whole of the box.
    "Phwoar!" the Optometrist exclaims, quickly taking a step backwards with a wrinkled nose. "Why did you bring that in here, shouldn't you take that to a normal Doctor?"

    "But you don't understand Doc. Every time I drop one of these, it makes my eyes water!"
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  2. Arf arf!