Shoe Shop

Discussion in 'ARRSE: Site Issues' started by chokinthechicken, May 29, 2009.

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  1. Since when did ARRSE become a shoe shop. Ban this fukcwit.

    CTC
     
  2. Bring back Smudge67 :D
     
  3. Does Smudge do shoes :roll:
     
  4. No, but he does do tramps for loose change....
     
  5. if they say please
     
  6. as in 'please suck my festering c0ck smudge'?
     
  7. I heard Smudge is a tramp
     
  8. I heard he died whilst fellating 2 scanky tramps at once.....but it may just be a rumour?
     
  9. I heard he formed a relationship with Maddy McCann's uncle and they ran away together.
     
  10. If you Spell Maddy - Maddie, it's an anagram of I'm Dead :D
     
  11. Go to the site look in the box marked live chat, engage them in some witty chat or abuse them. Guess which I chose.
     
  12. PRINCEALBERT = CRAP TIN REBEL
     
  13. Or send them an email like I did.

    cheapjordanshoe@hotmail.com

    cheapjordanshoe@gmail.com

    I am sure they are looking forward to hearing from you.
    :D
     
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I thought Smudge gave up noshing tramps off in favour of ******** cats?
     
  15. Markintime = Taken mi rim :D