So, there I was after having been to an Airborne Forces memorial service in London today and found myself staggering towards Charing Cross station full of ale. Ha! I thought to myself I need a lash, popped in McDonalds by the train station and went into the bog, there was 3 traps in there all occupied, by this stage I was bursting so decided to lag in the sink, massive relief all round when a woman came in to go in one of the traps. I didn't know that the bogs in McD's in Charing Cross are unisex did I! Serves her fcuking right. She yelped! What the fcuk did she expect!