Shocking!

#1
So, there I was after having been to an Airborne Forces memorial service in London today and found myself staggering towards Charing Cross station full of ale. Ha! I thought to myself I need a lash, popped in McDonalds by the train station and went into the bog, there was 3 traps in there all occupied, by this stage I was bursting so decided to lag in the sink, massive relief all round when a woman came in to go in one of the traps. I didn't know that the bogs in McD's in Charing Cross are unisex did I! Serves her fcuking right. She yelped! What the fcuk did she expect!
 
#3
Wish I was her. I'd love to glimpse your semi-turgid, piss hard love stick spewing out gallons of your natural champagne.
 
#4
Did you let her shake it for you, or did the selfish b1tch make you do it yourself :?
Did you wave it under her nose :twisted:
questions that need an answer IMHO :D
 
#5
dragknuckle said:
Did you let her shake it for you, or did the selfish b1tch make you do it yourself :?
Did you wave it under her nose :twisted:
questions that need an answer IMHO :D
God know what she did but I don't think she'll look at Chicken Nuggets again in the same light!
 
#6
jack-daniels said:
So, there I was after having been to an Airborne Forces memorial service in London today and found myself staggering towards Charing Cross station full of ale. Ha! I thought to myself I need a lash, popped in McDonalds by the train station and went into the bog, there was 3 traps in there all occupied, by this stage I was bursting so decided to lag in the sink, massive relief all round when a woman came in to go in one of the traps. I didn't know that the bogs in McD's in Charing Cross are unisex did I! Serves her fcuking right. She yelped! What the fcuk did she expect!
Oh, a hot and cold running toilet, I have one of those to!!

When I was living with my parents, I used to come home from the pub rather worse for wear , and p1ss in the sink, but they used to leave their used t-bags at the bottom.

I thought to myself, what a nasty habit thay have!!!
 
#8
Me and Threaders might jump out of a closet together, fcuk you hard with a fire extinguisher before taking the last £15 out of your account and spending it on hetero porn and releiving each other with our mouths
 
#9
Jumping might be a tad difficult when my bloated bulb is lodged in your colon. We might have to "gently roll" instead as I am loathe to miss a second's sensation of your food waste tickling my glans.
 
#10
jack-daniels said:
So, there I was after having been to an Airborne Forces memorial service in London today and found myself staggering towards Charing Cross station full of ale. Ha! I thought to myself I need a lash, popped in McDonalds by the train station and went into the bog, there was 3 traps in there all occupied, by this stage I was bursting so decided to lag in the sink, massive relief all round when a woman came in to go in one of the traps. I didn't know that the bogs in McD's in Charing Cross are unisex did I! Serves her fcuking right. She yelped! What the fcuk did she expect!
Huh! Stupid bitch! Anyone would think she'd never seen a tiny penis before...
 
#11
jarrod248 said:
I'm not taking it i'm playing Daddy. I'll be gentle with you if it's your first time - but I doubt that it is. If you want me to do anything unusual I'll consider it as long as doesn't concern animals other than yourself of course.
You play Daddy?

You are a mincing snapper. Me and Threaders are butch hetero tigers who will burst your veins and fcuk you into the middle of next week. The only thing we'd like you to do thats unusual is not come round after CBT and the ruptures we're gonna give you
 
#12
jack-daniels said:
So, there I was after having been to an Airborne Forces memorial service in London today and found myself staggering towards Charing Cross station full of ale. Ha! I thought to myself I need a lash, popped in McDonalds by the train station and went into the bog, there was 3 traps in there all occupied, by this stage I was bursting so decided to lag in the sink, massive relief all round when a woman came in to go in one of the traps. I didn't know that the bogs in McD's in Charing Cross are unisex did I! Serves her fcuking right. She yelped! What the fcuk did she expect!
Perhaps she yelped because she hoped to get a BIG MAC and what she actually got was a french fry. :wink:
 
#13
Garfield25 said:
Perhaps she yelped because she hoped to see a BIG MAC and what she actually saw was a french fry. :wink:
Fancy you posting on a thread about Big Macs and chips you hideous box of Dairy milk, butter and pie crust.

Do one back to the Gateaux chateau.......
 
#15
And you look hideous no matter what ID you hide behind.

Feed your landladys arms throgh a tree chipper and hack out your reproductive organs with a Cutlass
 
#17
You can't see anything through those fat eyelids.

I'd sooner spend an afternoon engulfed by smoke, fire and Motor neurons than spend a second in your vile, wretched company.
 
#18
MDN: Fancy you posting on a thread about Big Macs and chips you hideous box of Dairy milk, butter and pie crust

GF: LOL have I told you lately that I love you MDN? lol

MDN: And you look hideous no matter what ID you hide behind, Feed your landladys arms through a tree chipper and hack out your reproductive organs with a Cutlass

GF: Stop fooling yourself. I know you want me. Ive seen the way you look at me.

MDN: You can't see anything through those fat eyelids. I'd sooner spend an afternoon engulfed by smoke, fire and Motor neurons than spend a second in your vile, wretched company.


BONG: and the WINNER is ???????????
 
#19
minister_doh_nut said:
You can't see anything through those fat eyelids.

I'd sooner spend an afternoon engulfed by smoke, fire and Motor neurons than spend a second in your vile, wretched company.
My eyelids are only heavy from the weight of my gorgeous long eyelashes.

And my bold could be arranged. :D
 

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