Its only recently I've begun to use the camera facility and sms features on my mobile handset. It has its advantages and disadvantages. You are always reachable, which can be a good thing, a bad thing or an totally embarrasing as I'll explain now. I'd been bantering and arsing around via Text with Cait all day the other day with minging, quite horrid exchanges taking place. Buts hats off and a septic style salute to her for winning hands down later on in the evening. I was at my mother in laws Birthday do, in a Restaurant in town with my othe half, my little one and a couple of the 'Kurgans' friends. I was expecting a call from a client, which I was also using to get up between courses and go for a wander. I had my phone on silent and I felt it vibrate in my chest pocket 'Bingo' I thought, thats my rescue call. I took my handset out and opened the message...... 'HHHmmm does your mother in law like hot cum pumping up her asshole' I can't begin to eplain my reaction, I went bright red and physically laughed out loud, all eyes turned to the ignorant cnut looking at his mobile phone. Schoolboy giggles followed and the other half going into a strop. I nearly bit the end off my fork and almost choked on a king prawn. She asked me 'Is it one of your stupid army friends sending you idiotic jokes' I just had my head down chuckling and rapidly deleting it. Whilst she is understanding I don't imagine her seeing the funny side of a text about her mothers spuzzed in botty from a fit blonde chick...... I elected to lie I kept looking at the mother in law and wondering what she'd look like with her legs wrapped round her head with a trail of man baby batter dripping from her botty. The clotted cream rice pudding for dessert suddenly lost all its appeal Anyone else been stitched via Sms?