Shocking news

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by the_rigger, Jul 13, 2006.

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  1. Breaking news on SKY......

    Sophie Ellis-Bexter has been found head-butted to death in a house in the South of France belonging to a famous French footballer............. the Police have confirmed that it was Murder On Zidanes Floor.
  2. Oh dear, is that the humour police I hear?

    (Smug laugh followed by the sound of typing as I email it to me mates)
  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    by 9.00pm I'll have half the town convinced I made that one up.

  4. yaaaaaaawn
  5. "Mr Rigger, your taxi has arrived. Don't forget your coat Sir."
  6. I had to put it up, as when I heard it, I declare a little bit of wee popped out in to my unterhosen.
  7. Your doctor can prescribe something for that dripping pecker.
    Seek help…
  8. Had that on me phone for 3 days now.......... Yawwwwwn

    (still it DID make me laugh though!)
  9. that is at least 3 years old my
  10. Rigger. Please confine your humour to this site. I will NOT be dragged down by association. Consider this your final warning.
  11. Taxi for Rigger.......
  12. jeez, the comedyclub, critics club are in town.
  13. The rigger is here until thang yow! (Drum roll, cymbals!)
  14. Get out. GET OOUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!! :x
  15. You’ve binned better threads than this :roll: