Shocking news

#1
Breaking news on SKY......

Sophie Ellis-Bexter has been found head-butted to death in a house in the South of France belonging to a famous French footballer............. the Police have confirmed that it was Murder On Zidanes Floor.
 

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#3
by 9.00pm I'll have half the town convinced I made that one up.

Cheers.
 
#5
"Mr Rigger, your taxi has arrived. Don't forget your coat Sir."
 
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Goku

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#7
the_rigger said:
I had to put it up, as when I heard it, I declare a little bit of wee popped out in to my unterhosen.
Your doctor can prescribe something for that dripping pecker.
Seek help…
 
#8
Had that on me phone for 3 days now.......... Yawwwwwn

(still it DID make me laugh though!)
 
#9
that is at least 3 years old my friend.................................next.
 
#10
Rigger. Please confine your humour to this site. I will NOT be dragged down by association. Consider this your final warning.
 
#13
The rigger is here until Thursday...eh thang yow! (Drum roll, cymbals!)
 
#14
Get out. GET OOUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!! :x
 
#17
Good to see all you f ucking comedy geniuses jumping on Rigsbys back...

lets see now, as i scrawl back through his critics usernames and past posts i am almost overcome with.... apathy...

people in glass houses.
 
#18
I'm just cross to find out that it WAS just a joke...fcukin cat-woman-a-like mutant...put another saucer down for her mother, looks like she'll still be coming around the garden wailing!
 
#19
shortfuse said:
Good to see all you f ucking comedy geniuses jumping on Rigsbys back...

lets see now, as i scrawl back through his critics usernames and past posts i am almost overcome with.... apathy...

people in glass houses.
Oh I don't know Mr Fuse.

Mine, and I assume many others, comments where said in jest at the cringe worthy pun.

However, in an effort not to appear that I feel terrible humour is beneath me:


What do you do if an Elephant comes through your window?

Hold your breath and swim.


Criticise away.
 
#20
Two eggs in a frying pan one says

"jaysus it's hot in here"

the other says

"feck me a talking egg!"

Ahaye sank yoooo

Poke it humour dodgers - Murder on Zidanes floor - still laughing
 

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