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  1. Police in France have discovered the body of pop singer Sophie Ellis Bextor in a French International footballers bedroom.

    Few details have been released but police are treating it as murder on Zidane's floor.........

    (Im SO SO sorry............!!)

  2. Fibber :lol:
  3. no, i am, that was bad even for ME!!
  4. SEB really does need murdering, talentless pasty skinned pig

    She is on my list of birds to hurl off car parks along with Bonnie Langford and BB :D
  5. care to let us know who your fave is MDN? not that you mentioned it before of course............ :lol:
  6. ahem lol
  7. dont you like that natalie imbruglia MDN? or is that every other male on here??!!!

    She's very skinny, it would be like sleeping with a bag of bones you know.....!!
  8. was that two fingers or three there ex-dvr? :wink:
  9. Oh yeah, Natalie and Beyonce and a case of Stella, and Force ORG (aka Noddy Holder) to take photos and mop up :D
  10. Lippy
    three :!:
  11. Dont forget to tell the Maternity Unit your requirements whilst your waiting........ :lol: