Shock Horror, Student Has Too Much Time On Her Hands

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  1. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    BBC News - 'Sexist' Cambridge University jelly wrestling cancelled (c) Auntie

    And now, tens of almost post adolescent males at the University of Cambridge won't get to see nubile young things wrestling in jelly.

    I did like the bit where the 19 year old Nina De Paula Hanika said that she wasn't "Judging" the girls who were planning to take part in the event.
  2. I think she's a cunt.
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  3. Shame that there's no picture of said harridan/moose/lesbian/fatty*

    (*Apply as applicable)
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  4. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Google images would suggest you can take the last epitaph off your list
  5. Were these jelly wrestlers kidnapped off the streets and forced to do it?

    Yet another pointless cunt who wants to whine about what other people want to do in their own lives for no fucking reason other than being a pointless cunt. The club that was running it is fucking weak and full of cunts who should have told her to fuck off and shove her cunt's petition up her cunt.
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  6. She raised over £2000 for a rape crisis centre. Hopefully that'll produce some blokes able to do the business.
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  7. student feminist from a middle class background no life background hmm people wonder why I want the voting age up to 25 and and only for people that have worked full time and paid tax.

    She is fit, but a stupid cunt.
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  8. 20 quid she's a carpet muncher
  9. Drivers_lag

    Drivers_lag On ROPs

    It's an A-rab.

    Why would the people the petition is aimed at care what she thinks? Why would anyone be distressed enough to sign it?

    What a shit boring story.

    What a bunch of knobs.
  10. I think we're one well-aimed post away from getting in to the newspapers again.

    That girl just needs a good cock up her arse.
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  11. Drivers_lag

    Drivers_lag On ROPs

    Biscuits.. what the fuck is that thing in your sig block?
  12. Someone should give her a cuddle her in that jelly pool.

    That'd show the lovely, valued member of society.
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  13. Drivers_lag

    Drivers_lag On ROPs

    Sailing close to the wind there, UKTAP. Threats of sexual violence against named celebrities is specifically off limits.

    Just thought I'd quote you so's you get in the shit even if you change your mind.

    Happy to help.
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  14. Ding ding ding, THERE it is.
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