Shitty ways to go...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Alsacien, Sep 16, 2012.

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  1. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

  2. Horrendous and inglorious. I want to go peacefully in my sleep - like my grandfather. Not screaming in agony - like his passengers. Either that ot be suffocated under several hundred weight of unwashed cheerleaders' leotards.
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  3. I was about to suggest dieing in a cesspit...
  4. Going peacefully in your sleep can scare the shit out of a dentist.
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  5. This is how I'm going.

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  6. The survivors must be quite cow-ed.
  7. Probably dead before you hit the shit. It's the gas, you see.
  8. No need to bring Luton into this.
  9. They are a way to die.

    Wave your dog goodbye

    say a prayer to your friend.

    Slurry tanks can be very, very big and you cannot swim in them !

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  10. Bloody well hope so....
  11. You're supoosed to spread it on the field Paddy, not go for a family swim in it.
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  12. I saw what you did there!
  13. On the bright side, they'll be able to grow some lovely roses on the family plot.
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  14. Oh, I dunno. Looks like the middle ages were not always the best time to be a soldier on the losing side:


    That's the garrison of Bern being executed en masse by the Burgundians, for the crime of having lost.