Why does shite stink worse after certain foods and not others? (appologies if this has been done to death before, my memory ain't so great nowadays in my dotage). What is the experience of ARRSE's to this mystical question of the ages - which food make the greatest stink? Which food gives one a polite little botty burps and little stench? All referals great received so I can tailor my diet accordingly..... or should I just go and see my quack?