Shit Thread. Potty training tales.

[Truxx]

My firstborn was always quite intense.

"where does poo come from?" she asked earnestly on day.

I did my best and explained everything without too many details.

She pondered my response for a moment.

"and what about Tigger?" she replied

 

[dingerr]

Oh do fück off to mumsnet with this tripe. You utter dull cùnts.

 

[lokiuk]

Oh donfùck off to mumsnet with this tripe. You utter dull cùnts.

I wonder if the people who post about ánal weekends at Centreparcs, are going off youfuck to arrse

 

[Jimmy_Green]

Oh do fück off to mumsnet with this tripe. You utter dull cùnts.

Nah, take it to the poo poo thread.

 

[Civvy Scum]

I am genuinely amazed at just how shit this thread is. Utter, utter drivel.

Hooped

Not feeling the love here...

 

[RaiderBoat]

 

[jarrod248]

What shite, **** off

 

[Charlie4]

I remember my youngest when he came wondering into the living room and proclaimed "Daddy, I just did a poo in the toilet!"

He was 18 and on leave from depot, the stupid twat!

 

[Retired bloke]

I remember my youngest when he came wondering into the living room and proclaimed "Daddy, I just did a poo in the toilet!"

He was 18 and on leave from RMAS, the stupid twat!

Fixed.

 

[olafthered]

Fixed.

Odd i was going to say BAOR.

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

I am genuinely amazed at just how shit this thread is. Utter, utter drivel.

Hooped

I suspect some of the site fossils have confused ARRSE with their private WhatsApp group...

 

[Smeggers]

I now have this in my head.



Have it back

Considering he died in 1937, he ain't looking too bad. No mention of his book Peter Pan though!

 

[lokiuk]

I remember my youngest when he came wondering into the living room and proclaimed "Daddy, I just did a poo in the toilet!"

He was 18 and on leave from depot, the stupid twat!

You sure he didn't say "Daddy, I just did Po in the toilet!"

 

[AlienFTM]

Considering he died in 1937, he ain't looking too bad. No mention of his book Peter Pan though!

Funny thing is, when I searched for JM Barrie song, all I got was Peter Pan stuff, so I had to rack me brain.