Shit Thread. Potty training tales.

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My firstborn was always quite intense.

"where does poo come from?" she asked earnestly on day.

I did my best and explained everything without too many details.

She pondered my response for a moment.

"and what about Tigger?" she replied
 
Oh do fück off to mumsnet with this tripe. You utter dull cùnts.
 
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Oh donfùck off to mumsnet with this tripe. You utter dull cùnts.

I wonder if the people who post about ánal weekends at Centreparcs, are going off youfuck to arrse
 
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I remember my youngest when he came wondering into the living room and proclaimed "Daddy, I just did a poo in the toilet!"

He was 18 and on leave from depot, the stupid twat!
 

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Considering he died in 1937, he ain't looking too bad. No mention of his book Peter Pan though!
 
I remember my youngest when he came wondering into the living room and proclaimed "Daddy, I just did a poo in the toilet!"

He was 18 and on leave from depot, the stupid twat!

You sure he didn't say "Daddy, I just did Po in the toilet!"
 
Considering he died in 1937, he ain't looking too bad. No mention of his book Peter Pan though!
Funny thing is, when I searched for JM Barrie song, all I got was Peter Pan stuff, so I had to rack me brain.
 

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