Remainers should wipe their arses with a cactus. Give 'em something real to cry about.BBC's Politics Live had a roving report from a UK tissue and toilet paper manufacturer. Although a proportion of finished product is imported much of it is manufactured in the UK, However, a large proportion of raw material is imported from the EU. It was claimed that there is only a few weeks supply stored at any time and that any import delays or obstructions would lead to shortages.
There is a possibility that TP will be flying off the shelves as desperate punters panic. Maybe it's time to consider the strategic and environmental issues of toilet paper, wet wipes and iffy alternatives like newspaper that can block the bog.
Likewise, if you have tips for field expedient arrse wipes, they might be, erm, handy.
In days of old when knights were boldIn days of old when knights were bold
And paper was not invented
You wiped your arrse with tufts of grass
And walked away contented.
There's a lesson there. Never use pine or spruce needles you found on the ground for making tea. It might not put Bear Grylls off but probably everyone else.I draw the line at sand, pine needles and rocks.
Tell he he's a Total Recall waltI've been told by this bloke down the pub that the EU will no longer pump air through the channel tunnel if we hard brexit and we'll all die of asphyxia. Dead serious it is,
They're asking billions to keep the service going, I mean it's better than choking while you wipe your arrse with your bare hands innit?
Four sheets? Sometimes two will do but I'm wondering if I need to carve an arrse scaper to deal with some of my motions.Takes scare mongering to new heights! I seem to remember a few years back it was reported that a lot of the waste paper we exported to China was converted into bog rolls for the local population, so why cant we do this with a smaller population? Number of people in China x 1 motion per day x 4 sheets per motion ? = daily production norm. Perhaps a small + loading for dodgy pork or chicken factor.
Could no-deal Brexit mean loo roll logjam?
Dunno about that. This one's in a hotel in Indonesia:-Proving, once again, that they are the weirdest people on the entire planet.
18? You're clearly full of shit.Dunno about that. This one's in a hotel in Indonesia:-
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Anyway, come the crapocalypse, I'll be okay. I built myself an 18rd magazine of ready rounds a few years ago and I've a bumper pack or two up on the garage rafter boards from stockpiling when offers are on:-
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