Shit from above!

#1
This made be chuckle, just a bit!

Mother-of-two's static caravan is smashed by shard of frozen human waste dropped by passenger jet.
Caroline Guy heard an 'explosion' fearing that her home was being burgled.
Discovered an 18-inch hole in the vehicle's roof and floor with ice scattered.
Civil Aviation Authority said ice was probably the result of a 'leak'.
Miss Guy demanded that somebody takes liability as she 'could have died'.
Five cases of people being hit by waste from plane toilets in last 40 years.

Mother-of-two's static caravan is smashed by shard of frozen human waste dropped by passenger jet | Mail Online
 
#2
Nah, that was God taking yet another shit on the life of a person who lives in a caravan. The baby Jeebus is experimenting with physical metaphors.
 
#5
Fucking good shot. I've missed the pan by more than that when I've been in the same room, never mind thousands of feet up.
 
#10
Handy that she was selling the caravan at the time. I live under a flight path, I wonder if she can give me tips on how to make lump hammer damage look like falling blocks of ice...
 
#12
That stuff she's holding up for inspection, is it the frozen shit? If it is, how has she kept it frozen? Kept it in the fridge until the photographer turned up? The doooorty pikey slut!
 
#13
#14
She even has the proof, how can you possibly doubt it?

"Kids...the loo's out of action for a while, just piss and shit in that bucket for now!"


Later that night...


"Mum...why is there a bucket in the chest freezer?"
 
#15
"Kids...the loo's out of action for a while, just piss and shit in that bucket for now!"


Later that night...


"Mum...why is there a bucket in the chest freezer?"
You made me snort slightly. Have a 'like' you lucky cunt.
 
#16
#20
I thought this was going to be a thread about paras..


*runs and hides behind sofa*
 

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