Shirley Bassey Appeal

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  1. The current media flurry around someone called Lady Scotland, a woman who I am sure all Jockanese recognise as one of their own, prompted me to begin a campaign to make Dame Shirley Lady Wales. While we're at it, could Mrs Doyle not be invested as Lady Ireland??? All votes on a used Labour Party card to Lordships@Downingstreet. org.uk
     
  2. 'Shirley Bassey Appeal'.....Mmmm....can't comment, perhaps 'Jarrod' or 'Legs' are more qualified...
     
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Nope, she doesn't appeal to me. May have done a few years back when I could remember why she might.
     
  4. Mrs Doyle for Lady Ireland.

    Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on.
     

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  5. OFH: you beat me to it, just what I was going to say. Mind you, the father-in-law has one of her feather boas and although looks very regal, smells like fish. Wonder why?
     
  6. No, make Catherine Jenkins Lady Wales, at least she has a nice arse.

    PS still waiting to see the phot of it as she gets out of the chopper in the sandy place.
     
  7. Or there's always the delightful Charlotte Church. :roll:
     

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  8. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Is there?
     
  9. Yes there is and there's rather a lot of her in that particular piccy.
     
  10. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I noticed that and was very appreciative of it.
     
  11. Dolly the sheep would be a great Lady Wales bless her soul