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Womb_Poker said:
Legs said:
Womb_Poker said:
jarrod248 said:
Womb_Poker said:
jarrod248 said:
Womb_Poker said:
You'll not be able to when it's hacked off by the Bangkok surgeon.
Is this your way of flirting with me, because the thing is im not into men.
I know you are a lady inside and want to change to be a lesbian woman and no i'm not flirting with you missy.
Im a lesbian in a mans body. Its a problem.
Not really a problem. Couple of years, some hormones, a bit of laser work, a surgeon and a few months of pain and bingo, you can really be a lesbian.
Legs are you female?

I am. Now.
 
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Tremaine

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No she-males for me mate. Rather have another night with that foxy 57 yr old Cher look-alike that puts out on the first night, again. Boob job and great hair. I sh*t you not, you'd not guess the age.
All it took was a dinner offer and compliments, a coffee, followed by an invite home. Incidentally, she doesn't have a hairy ass or stubble, which is a result :wink:
 
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jarrod248 said:
Lechies said:
Definately legs, possibly Jarrod, maybe he's hoping for both.
Legs would eat her alive.
Well if it goes off, could you make an audio recording of broon_poker's screams so I can use it next year to scare the kids away from door while they're trick or f'king treating?
 
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jarrod248 said:
Womb_Poker said:
jarrod248 said:
Womb_Poker said:
jarrod248 said:
Womb_Poker said:
jarrod248 said:
Womb_Poker said:
You'll not be able to when it's hacked off by the Bangkok surgeon.
Is this your way of flirting with me, because the thing is im not into men.
I know you are a lady inside and want to change to be a lesbian woman and no i'm not flirting with you missy.
Im a lesbian in a mans body. Its a problem.
No it's not a problem for me - it's a problem for you. I feel for you I really do.
End of the day of got a large penis, so wind your neck in.
Great stuff it'll make a massive cnut when the surgeon get his hands on it.

Maybe we are looking at the wrong type of surgeon he needs to see if he has a brain with the inane dribble he has posted.
 
#32
Womb_Poker said:
jarrod248 said:
Womb_Poker said:
Pipe daaaan, I get more wet fanny than you'v had hot baths.
Bangkok will be your next holiday my love.
I was thinking more along the lines of Brazil, proper 'women'.
You need to go to Brazilianladyboysonmopeds.com right up your alley - or they will be literally up yours.
 

Command_doh

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#33
Tremaine said:
No she-males for me mate. Rather have another night with that foxy 57 yr old Cher look-alike that puts out on the first night, again. Boob job and great hair. I sh*t you not, you'd not guess the age.
All it took was a dinner offer and compliments, a coffee, followed by an invite home. Incidentally, she doesn't have a hairy ass or stubble, which is a result :wink:
So whilst not a shemale, she was a post operative transgender person on hormones then? ;)
 
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bitterandtwisted said:
Womb_Poker said:
jarrod248 said:
Womb_Poker said:
Pipe daaaan, I get more wet fanny than you'v had hot baths.
Bangkok will be your next holiday my love.
I was thinking more along the lines of Brazil, proper 'women'.
You need to go to Brazilianladyboysonmopeds.com right up your alley - or they will be literally up yours.
ummm I would sniff the seat of the moped.
 
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Tremaine

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Feck me Command-doh you just scared the shoite out of me...but...but....o feck it, I 'd do it again. cough, could have been, naaaa, could it? 8O naa :?
 
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jarrod248 said:
BudF said:
jarrod248 said:
Womb_Poker said:
jarrod248 said:
Womb_Poker said:
jarrod248 said:
Womb_Poker said:
jarrod248 said:
Womb_Poker said:
You'll not be able to when it's hacked off by the Bangkok surgeon.
Is this your way of flirting with me, because the thing is im not into men.
I know you are a lady inside and want to change to be a lesbian woman and no i'm not flirting with you missy.
Im a lesbian in a mans body. Its a problem.
No it's not a problem for me - it's a problem for you. I feel for you I really do.
End of the day of got a large penis, so wind your neck in.
Great stuff it'll make a massive cnut when the surgeon get his hands on it.

Maybe we are looking at the wrong type of surgeon he needs to see if he has a brain with the inane dribble he has posted.
If he's a thick as what he appears I might be in with a chance. I'll use a hot spoon and do a lobotomy after breakfast.
Jarrod i know what your doing here, being horrible because you fancy me. admit it.
 
#38
Can we just ignore this Prat we seem to be having more than our fair share of idiots who have lost their villages on site at this moment in time. :?
 
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jarrod248 said:
Lechies said:
jarrod248 said:
Lechies said:
Definately legs, possibly Jarrod, maybe he's hoping for both.
Legs would eat her alive.
Well if it goes off, could you make an audio recording of broon_poker's screams so I can use it next year to scare the kids away from door while they're trick or f'king treating?
I hope i'm nowhere near to watch but i'm sure legs could oblige. I think it only fair you donate something to leg's battery fund though.
Not a problem... Double or Triple A?
 
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