Shims.

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Womb_Poker, Dec 12, 2009.

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  1. So basically i'v recently been tommy tanking over shemale porn, normal stuff dont get me hard no more, im just wondering am I the only one? come on fess up.
     
  2. You must be quite desperate to start yet another "amusing" thread.
     
  3. Fukc you both, its a genuine question. Also anyone else intrested check adultwork.com some nice shim's on their for a cheap buck.
     
  4. Liar.

    You should change your name if you like throwing it up men's chocolate autostradas.
     
  5. I still poke wombs though.
     
  6. Pipe daaaan, I get more wet fanny than you'v had hot baths.
     
  7. I was thinking more along the lines of Brazil, proper 'women'.
     
  8. Do one.
     
  9. Is this your way of flirting with me, because the thing is im not into men.
     
  10. Couldn't he do it with a rusty knife, and die from infection at a fraction of the cost back home?

    Its much cheaper, quicker, and would give us a break.
     
  11. Im a lesbian in a mans body. Its a problem.
     
  12. So are you from the sounds of it, you didn't specify Hermaphrodites, you just said shemales that could also mean Transvestites who don't even try to look feminine, at least Jarrod isn't confused over his sexuality dearie.
     
  13. End of the day of got a large penis, so wind your neck in.
     
  14. Not really a problem. Couple of years, some hormones, a bit of laser work, a surgeon and a few months of pain and bingo, you can really be a lesbian.
     
  15. Shims aint men though, its amazing what a thong can do for a man.
     
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