Shh...Top Secret!

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Moodybitch, Jun 22, 2004.

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  1. Nosey buggers!

    Its all got far too serious on ARRSE so think we need some light relief.

    One thing that never fails to shock me are some of the 'copping off' stories told by squaddies...some of them top secret!

    Come on, don't be shy....spill!
     
  2. ok there was this one time i copped off with at three of the arrse ladies!!! no names etc :oops: but you can ask them..they survived it 64 times!!! :wink: (makes FF look like a novice) in one night just look at their signatures!! it says it all :lol: :lol:

    Would I lie to you?
     
  3. :lol: :lol: :lol: .....any advance on 64 Filbert?
     
  4. It's true,
    he cannot lie,
    he did it i tell you,
    we never thought he could,
    but he did,
    and, as he said,
    see our sigs,
    and hear our story........

    I survived the MASSIVE that was '64'

    Ex you are THE man.......
    All hail to the King!


    MWAH!!!!!!!!

    This IS the BBC...... :wink:
     
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  6. :wink: auld_SLAPPER
     
  7. Im working on it
     
  8. If you need any help and all that....lol
     


  9. :( Huh, I wish. A' was a young_slapper, now, a'm jist an auld_would be a slapper if a got half the chance :(




    Ubique ya bass !!!
     
  10. :cry: aww poor baby
     
  11. Top bloke!! 10 out of 10 !!
     
  12. Still , night off the night :D So it'll be oot wi' the best pulling kilt and hairy tweeds, a splash or two of the Auld Spice, trim the orofices and the eyebrows and ye just never know what the evening night bring :D



    Ubique ya bass !!!
     

  13. 8O 8O 8O .....'Kin hell !!...... 8O 8O 8O

    Right smooth talking bunch o' fecking lady killers you lot were ?






    Ubique ya bass !!!
     
  14. yeah i know auld sapper , 8O indeed. only TWO pies , i always said dog squadron were tight f**Kers.
     
  15. i hope they do Auld'un!! i cannae play a harp!!! :lol: :lol: