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Shh...Top Secret!

#1
Nosey buggers!

Its all got far too serious on ARRSE so think we need some light relief.

One thing that never fails to shock me are some of the 'copping off' stories told by squaddies...some of them top secret!

Come on, don't be shy....spill!
 
#2
Moodybitch said:
Nosey buggers!

Its all got far too serious on ARRSE so think we need some light relief.

One thing that never fails to shock me are some of the 'copping off' stories told by squaddies...some of them top secret!

Come on, don't be shy....spill!
ok there was this one time i copped off with at three of the arrse ladies!!! no names etc :oops: but you can ask them..they survived it 64 times!!! :wink: (makes FF look like a novice) in one night just look at their signatures!! it says it all :lol: :lol:

Would I lie to you?
 
#4
It's true,
he cannot lie,
he did it i tell you,
we never thought he could,
but he did,
and, as he said,
see our sigs,
and hear our story........

I survived the MASSIVE that was '64'

Ex you are THE man.......
All hail to the King!


MWAH!!!!!!!!

This IS the BBC...... :wink:
 
#11
Rincewind said:
One time me and some lads went to the "Red Hen" outside JHQ, we picked up these Hun birds and took them back for some light refreshments, they were all a 7/10 so no one cared who got who and "mine" came back to my scratcher with me, we were snogging and touching then i took het blouse off, she undressed me, i slipped her jeans down and fcuk me the biggest pair of granny pants and the hairiest legs i had ever seen, i couldnt stop laughing, i slipped two fingers in the bike rack to be sure it was a lady...it was but i lost all interest due to uncontrollable fits of laughter...

kicked her out and slipped one of the wrist instead.

Rincewind
Top bloke!! 10 out of 10 !!
 
#12
Still , night off the night :D So it'll be oot wi' the best pulling kilt and hairy tweeds, a splash or two of the Auld Spice, trim the orofices and the eyebrows and ye just never know what the evening night bring :D



Ubique ya bass !!!
 
#13
shortfuse said:
There used to be a bird got into the squadron lines at nienburg most weekends, we caught her coming out of our troop lines and fire hosed her off the balcony the rancid f**ker.
and some bird i vaguely remember being handcuffed to a table in the sqn bar all weekend until we sold her to dog squadron for 2 crates and 4 pies
(i think we were diddled to be honest).aaaah happy days.

8O 8O 8O .....'Kin hell !!...... 8O 8O 8O

Right smooth talking bunch o' fecking lady killers you lot were ?






Ubique ya bass !!!
 
#17
Moodybitch said:
Nosey buggers!

One thing that never fails to shock me are some of the 'copping off' stories........Come on, don't be shy....spill!

C'moan then, toots. You started it. Let's hear your bestest ones then !!




I promise anything ye tell us'll be kept in the strictest of confidence, c'mon, you can trust us... you do know that, don't you ? :twisted: ...c'mon, c'mon,c'mon,c'mon, MB, oot wi' them !! :D




Ubique ya bass !!!
 
#18
Right you lot...this is shhh top secret. During my relationship with my ex we decided one night, while slightly drunk to make a home porn vid lol.

However, after watching it in his room on camp it was decided that it was best left to the professionals as, although the sexual content was worthy, it was marred by our constant sniggering.

Plus he felt that he didn't look like the sex God he must have imagined himself to be lol....anyway, said video was packed off back to my house and there it stayed....and then we moved....and that vid has not been seen since! It was been lost somewhere during the move and I have never told him!

So if you ever find some hot porno action vid doing the rounds with a giggling soldier and his bitch...thats is us! pmsl!!!! :oops: ...but shhhhh don't tell anyone lol
 
#19
Right smooth talking bunch o' fecking lady killers you lot were ?



No mate , i think you'll find that was the greenjackets. :wink:


Ubique ya bass !!![/quote]
 

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