Shes Got No Tits!

spike7451

RIP
RIP
Just turned on Hells Kitchen hosted by some skanky bint called Claudia Winklman & the first thing I noticed was the lack of clothing,second was
SHE HAS NO TITS!!
(& she looks like a Posh Spice/Amy Crackhouse crossbreed)
No tit's are a turn off!
Who agrees.....?
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
sorry - claudia's lovely. she's sweetly pretty, and I want to protect her.
 
maguire said:
sorry - claudia's lovely. she's sweetly pretty, and I want to protect her.

Ha !

It's the first time I've heard it called that.
 

Wija

LE
Voltiguer said:
O I don't know, there's something there...

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If this was the bird you meant?


Nothing a box of kleenex can't fix!!
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
the_guru said:
maguire said:
sorry - claudia's lovely. she's sweetly pretty, and I want to protect her.

Ha !

It's the first time I've heard it called that.

now let me assure you I would not have done that if you were felicity kendall.
 

uksharpshooter

Old-Salt
True so true no titts wot a turn off
 
Her half sister is Sophie Winkleman. Or Big Suze from Peep Show. Needs a good banging!
 
she always looks like she needs a good scrub to me!
 

VMechA

War Hero
She's a milky way piece of grumble - y'know... the one you can have between meals :)
 

The_Snail

ADC
RIP
I thought this thread was about me.

Never mind, I'll jog on and go to chat.
 

SlimeyToad

War Hero
I dunno, that looks like a cleavage to me..and I'd definitely enjoy a couple of hours in her company.

Unless of course, she's been on one of them 'eat fcuk all for a month' diets and now looks like a streaky bag o' pish, a la Miss Amy Shitehouse!!

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