Shes Got No Tits!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by spike7451, Apr 13, 2009.

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  1. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Just turned on Hells Kitchen hosted by some skanky bint called Claudia Winklman & the first thing I noticed was the lack of clothing,second was
    SHE HAS NO TITS!!
    (& she looks like a Posh Spice/Amy Crackhouse crossbreed)
    No tit's are a turn off!
    Who agrees.....?
     
  2. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    sorry - claudia's lovely. she's sweetly pretty, and I want to protect her.
     
  3. I was expecting a bashing of Keira Knightley, but I agree with the OP.
     
  4. Ha !

    It's the first time I've heard it called that.
     
  5. O I don't know, there's something there...

    [​IMG]

    If this was the bird you meant?
     

  6. Nothing a box of kleenex can't fix!!
     
  7. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    now let me assure you I would not have done that if you were felicity kendall.
     
  8. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Maybe it's her strapless dress but the's f all there!!I've got bigger tits ffs!
     
  9. Are you cheaper than my wife?

    Can I touch?
     
  10. True so true no titts wot a turn off
     
  11. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Fcuk off,she gave me change from 50p last night! I'm at least £1.50!
     
  12. Her half sister is Sophie Winkleman. Or Big Suze from Peep Show. Needs a good banging!
     
  13. she always looks like she needs a good scrub to me!
     
  14. She's a milky way piece of grumble - y'know... the one you can have between meals :)