Tommy Sheridan is jailed for THREE YEARS after being found guilty of perjury | Mail Online
Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
I do hope he has to pay interest on that £200,000.
I do wish that a suspended meant exactly what it says.
Purple piss my heart weeps. Would'nt be surprised if an appeal is successful; Scottish Law is the softest in the country, and politicians look after their own, even across party lines.
Still, positive attitude and all that: let's hope he's inside long enough to be the centre of at least one gang rape...
They probably don't much choice in that - otherwise there would be more sweaty socks in nick than out of it....
How about just walling off a bit of land and calling that a prison?
Some bloke called Hadrian had this idea originally I seem to remember.