Sheet Exchange Tomorrow

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Markintime, Dec 31, 2008.

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  1. Right, we all know what that means so, which wild and wacky methods have you either employed of observed?

    I am reminded of a rather famous corporal at the RAMC Depot some years ago who enjoyed folding a large piece of liver in two between the bars of the barrack room radiator.

    There is always the Army sock and of course the lathered sponge but are they just becoming a bit passe these days?
  2. Good handful of KY jelly,allegedly 8O
  3. compo sausages with the middle one missing
  4. An 18 year old recruit possibly?

  5. I just took them to the QMs like everyone else.
  6. Did they ever shatter when you dropped them?
  7. In some tight camps it was only one sheet and one pillow case, and if a toga party was on it would be a bloke raid for resupply or at least something to exchange
  8. Why are you raiding blokes you fcuking homo? Typical rock ape.
  9. A "Bloke Raid" :? :? 8O 8O 8O
  10. That's what he said. A bloke raid for resupply!

  11. No, but I did have to carry them out like a large sheet of glass on several occasions.
  12. The idea was to change the bottom sheet,last weeks top becoming the bottom.Easy :?

    Reality,bed stripped,two sheets on floor,sniff,sniff,sniffhold up to light,sniff again and hope you got it right. :wink:
  13. One question , how do you remove them when they are stuck to the mattress?
  14. If you lick it then it will soften :lick: