Sheep Whispering - what was your defence?


While all Arrsers will deplore the Met's intolerance of minority groups... it raises the question of what is a valid exuse.

One Cornish hill farmer, caught up to his nuts in his prize cow claimed in Court that "I was washing Daisy down and she backed onto me."

Fair one, and quite reasonable that he should have his trousers round his ankles while standing on the milking stool.
A Metropolitan Police spokesman said the man was also held on suspicion of drugs possession with intent to supply.
My, he really did have the whole gangsta lifestyle going! A little harem of crack ewes and a nice sideline in wool!

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