Sheep shagging

An Australian walks into the bedroom with a sheep under one arm. His wife is in bed.

Bloke: "This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache!"

Missus: "Ya stupid baastard! I think you'll find that that's a sheep!"

Bloke: "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you."
Now that was good...
"Mummy, mummy do au pair girls come apart?"
"No dear, why do you ask?"
"I just heard daddy telling next door that he screwed the arrse of ours"

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