Sheep Sh@ggers song

#1
Ok - Willie Nelson has penned a little ditty to the cowboys who ride into town and shoot up each other - any budding bards out there who can produce a tom jones/charlotte church/max boyce style song for the people who prefer sheep ??????????
 
#3
"I'll Never Find Another Ewe?"

Tourist to Kiwi shepherd "You have lots of sheep. do you shear them?" Answer "No! Get your fcukin' own!"
 
#4
Oh mr strange man
oh is it true
you stuck ur c0ck right up a sheeps arrse
and filled it with man glue?

Oh mr strange man
oh what a shock
when the sheep did turn around
and bite clean off your c0ck!
 

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