Sheep Sh@ggers song

Ok - Willie Nelson has penned a little ditty to the cowboys who ride into town and shoot up each other - any budding bards out there who can produce a tom jones/charlotte church/max boyce style song for the people who prefer sheep ??????????
"I'll Never Find Another Ewe?"

Tourist to Kiwi shepherd "You have lots of sheep. do you shear them?" Answer "No! Get your fcukin' own!"
Oh mr strange man
oh is it true
you stuck ur c0ck right up a sheeps arrse
and filled it with man glue?

Oh mr strange man
oh what a shock
when the sheep did turn around
and bite clean off your c0ck!

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