She wants to experiment in the bedroom...

#1
I bring a matter of the utmost urgency to you, my fellow members of ARRSE!

The girl says she wants to "experiment" in the bedroom. Now the brown-wings have been earnt - so thats crossed of the list. My imagination has finally run dry though - positions have been tried and burns have been caused! (candle wax should be DRIPPED.. Not sloshed about like you're trying to put a fire out 8O )

So what are you're ideas for further "experimenting"? :twisted:
 
#2
oooh it might mean a threesome with another girl :-D
 
#3
moodymoddy said:
I bring a matter of the utmost urgency to you, my fellow members of ARRSE!

The girl says she wants to "experiment" in the bedroom. Now the brown-wings have been earnt - so thats crossed of the list. My imagination has finally run dry though - positions have been tried and burns have been caused! (candle wax should be DRIPPED.. Not sloshed about like you're trying to put a fire out 8O )

So what are you're ideas for further "experimenting"? :twisted:
Use your imagination, dont you fancy one of her mates, get her around, vodka them both up then just get them to lez off and jump in.

(Ive been trying for years, I have given up and put that idea in the "memory wank")
 
#4
I've been pestering for a threesome for ages - don't think she's very keen on the idea. One of the only things that appears to be a no. :(

Besides - she doesnt think any of her friends are like that?! Mr. Smirnoff says otherwise...
 
#5
Donkey-Spanker said:
moodymoddy said:
I've been pestering for a threesome for ages - don't think she's very keen on the idea. One of the only things that appears to be a no. :(

Besides - she doesnt think any of her friends are like that?! Mr. Smirnoff says otherwise...
I'm sure yours are, problem solved.
I could probably find a young lady suitable if I looked... Unless you meant a bloke?! I'd be a bit worried about cock-touching etc!
 
#6
moodymoddy said:
I bring a matter of the utmost urgency to you, my fellow members of ARRSE!

The girl says she wants to "experiment" in the bedroom. Now the brown-wings have been earnt - so thats crossed of the list. My imagination has finally run dry though - positions have been tried and burns have been caused! (candle wax should be DRIPPED.. Not sloshed about like you're trying to put a fire out 8O )

So what are you're ideas for further "experimenting"? :twisted:
Oh FFS how innocent are you?


In no particular order:

Watersports
Coprophilia
Rubber Fetishism
Dogging
3 way with an intact TS
Furrying
Light S&M
Heavy Bondage
Symbians (edit: I meant Sybian FFS Grrrrrrrrr)
Strap ons
Mutual Shaving
Food Sex
Troilism
Host a Swingers party
Bestiality (best to avoid small pets though)
Costumes/Dressing up
Danger Sex
etc
etc

The list goes on, but that should keep you going for a couple of years once you get your head around the ideas!!!

As a caveat I in no way condone or criticise any of the above practices, nor do I claim to have taken part in any!


Have Fun!
 
#10
moodymoddy said:
joey_deacons_lad: Yeah - I liked that idea but thought a finger was a better size. She coulda cut her bloody nails first!

dont you just hate that :lol:
 
#11
Engage her in necrophilia. It's excellent for avoiding unwanted pregnancies.
 
#12
PM me with your (her) address and phone number then arrange to be out when I call on her. You can get her to tell you all about it later as you wank yourself into a frenzy - oh and tell her I might just bring a Thai ladyboy with me, so she can play with its tits as they take turns in deepthroating me. If nothing else it might get her imagination going. Oh and one other concept - tie her up naked, cover her pussy with deep heat or similar and fu ck off down the pub for a couple of hours. Hint: Be carefull when you untie her afterwards!
 
#13
Coprophilia - is that where she dresses up as a Policewoman ?
 
#14
Taffnp said:
Coprophilia - is that where she dresses up as a Policewoman ?
Sadly nothing so innocent.
Google says its all about taking a shite on your other half's chest and then rolling about in it a bit.

And yes, I had to look it up :(
 
#15
take one times car battery and some jump leads, then add a nice rusty coat hanger and finnish off with a roll of black nasty..........
 
#16
Pantsoff said:
take one times car battery and some jump leads, then add a nice rusty coat hanger and finnish off with a roll of black nasty..........
Two men killed a bloke up in North Cumbria a few years ago with a similar approach. Don't think they employed a coatahnger though
 
#17
Gremlin said:
moodymoddy said:
I bring a matter of the utmost urgency to you, my fellow members of ARRSE!

The girl says she wants to "experiment" in the bedroom. Now the brown-wings have been earnt - so thats crossed of the list. My imagination has finally run dry though - positions have been tried and burns have been caused! (candle wax should be DRIPPED.. Not sloshed about like you're trying to put a fire out 8O )

So what are you're ideas for further "experimenting"? :twisted:
Oh FFS how innocent are you?


In no particular order:

Watersports
Coprophilia
Rubber Fetishism
Dogging
3 way with an intact TS
Furrying
Light S&M
Heavy Bondage
Symbians (edit: I meant Sybian FFS Grrrrrrrrr)
Strap ons
Mutual Shaving
Food Sex
Troilism
Host a Swingers party
Bestiality (best to avoid small pets though)
Costumes/Dressing up
Danger Sex
etc
etc

The list goes on, but that should keep you going for a couple of years once you get your head around the ideas!!!

As a caveat I in no way condone or criticise any of the above practices, nor do I claim to have taken part in any!


Have Fun!
God,I have not even heard of 5 of the above! :oops:
 
#18
Curl one down on her chest & hit it with a cricket bat......
Try taking her out for about 12 pints of Guinness & a good curry & then watch her curl one down on a glass-topped coffee table (mate of mine wanted to do this to Princess Anne).......
Latex! Wear your S10 & get one for her too - have you both blowing out your arrse in no time! :wink: :wink: :wink:
 
#19
I knew a goth girl from Bolton who liked crocodile clips on her nipples and cl1t connected up to a field telephone generator, cranked hard. Didnt have one of those and apparently a Lucas K2F magneto was a little strong. Surprisingly, she went out with me for another couple of weeks
 

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#20
Tie her to the bed and blindfold her
Stand bye the front door
Shout your fucked now and go for a few pints
If you've a fancy phone tape your mates having a laugh swearing etc (or a bird if you can)

Sneak back in the bedroom and play it back

You then get two options

She thrashes round like an epilieptic at a strobe light party and kills you later

She accepts ther's about to be a mass orgy and although at first she will be disapointed it's only you there it's the basis for you to blackmail / discuss with her which of her mates and which of your mates your going to invite round
 

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