She wants sex.

#7
The phrase mutton dressed as lamb comes to mind but in this instance, I suppose it's really old mutton.

I bet there are a few on here that would though!
 
#8
She looks as mad as a cut snake, still I could claim my 30 second to squirt off was a marathon effort and she'd be none the wiser!
Find it hard to believe Tom Jones, Humperdink or other Vegas stars didn't get up that in her earlier years, a nice set of top bollocks.
 
#10
She looks as mad as a cut snake, still I could claim my 30 second to squirt off was a marathon effort and she'd be none the wiser!
Find it hard to believe Tom Jones, Humperdink or other Vegas stars didn't get up that in her earlier years, a nice set of top bollocks.
Nowadays relegated to just "bollocks" !
 

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