She wants sex.

#5
As long as I don't have to cough out for all the K-Y
 

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#6
That reminds me, must PM Sluggy.
 
#7
The phrase mutton dressed as lamb comes to mind but in this instance, I suppose it's really old mutton.

I bet there are a few on here that would though!
 
#8
She looks as mad as a cut snake, still I could claim my 30 second to squirt off was a marathon effort and she'd be none the wiser!
Find it hard to believe Tom Jones, Humperdink or other Vegas stars didn't get up that in her earlier years, a nice set of top bollocks.
 
#9
Done worse! So yeah why not. Many a good tune played on an old fiddle :wink:
Somehow I knew, before even opening the thread, what your reply would be!
 
#10
She looks as mad as a cut snake, still I could claim my 30 second to squirt off was a marathon effort and she'd be none the wiser!
Find it hard to believe Tom Jones, Humperdink or other Vegas stars didn't get up that in her earlier years, a nice set of top bollocks.
Nowadays relegated to just "bollocks" !
 
#18
Shit yeah. Fuck marrying the thing though. Right, I'm off for a goffle.
 

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