She wants sex.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by tuffy52, May 11, 2012.

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  1. Done worse! So yeah why not. Many a good tune played on an old fiddle :wink:
  2. Haha someone has regrets!
  3. Virgin? More like verging on the ridiculous.
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  4. As long as I don't have to cough out for all the K-Y
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    That reminds me, must PM Sluggy.
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  6. The phrase mutton dressed as lamb comes to mind but in this instance, I suppose it's really old mutton.

    I bet there are a few on here that would though!
  7. She looks as mad as a cut snake, still I could claim my 30 second to squirt off was a marathon effort and she'd be none the wiser!
    Find it hard to believe Tom Jones, Humperdink or other Vegas stars didn't get up that in her earlier years, a nice set of top bollocks.
  8. Somehow I knew, before even opening the thread, what your reply would be!
  9. Nowadays relegated to just "bollocks" !
  10. To be fair, she's not a Stradivarius.
  11. Shes as much as a virgin as a prostitute in an Eros centre.
  12. More of a Gibson! Well Guy's dog anyway :)
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  13. What's with the SOMEHOW?
  14. Anal perhaps?