She slept with 10,091 men!

Is she prolapsed in the lady department???

Former elite escort Gwyneth Montenegro has slept with exactly 10,091 men.
At the height of her career, she was charging $500 to $1,000 an hour.
Ms Montenegro spent almost 15 years in the sex industry before retiring three years ago.
During her time as an escort, her life was filled with drug- and alcohol-induced sex.
She worked all over Australia and was flown to exotic destinations.
The 36-year-old is now a 'business entrepreneur' based in Melbourne.


WARNING It's a Daily Mail Story - (And my 2nd of the year!!!)

More @ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2669234/Former-escort-sex-10-000-men-pens-book-industry.html
 
She should have set up an internet forum to discuss her exploits servicing squaddies and to generate more business from them. She could have called it the Army Roomy Cervix.
 

rampant

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
She should have set up an internet forum to discuss her exploits servicing squaddies and to generate more business from them. She could have called it the Army Roomy Cervix.

You'll find your coat outside on the pavement
 

pitcairn

Old-Salt
She told me I was the first. The lying bitch
 

Gout Man

LE
Book Reviewer
I have questions:
How did she keep count?
What Naafi did she work in?
500-1000 dollars an hour, was there a bloody menu for christs sake?
 
I happen to know she was in love with me - she only charged me $25 and put a bag over my head (to keep my ears warm she said)!
 
Slept with 10091 men? It must be devastating to be a narcoleptic prostitute. I mean, how many got away without paying because she was still snoring her head off?
 
I Know Reb....I Know...............one Wednesday night in 1974, ground floor room Block 6 wasn't it

You two been scuttling each other back in the dark ages? It's quite romantic really - moistens your eyes to think oy you two ageing herders, skipping off hand-in-hand (or cock-in-mouth) into the twilight of life.
 
She should have set up an internet forum to discuss her exploits servicing squaddies and to generate more business from them. She could have called it the Army Roomy Cervix.

Ah, My Roomy etc.
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
Ah, My Roomy etc.
My friend Google suggests a typo on your part:
rheumy
ˈruːmi/
adjective
adjective: rheumy; comparative adjective: rheumier; superlative adjective: rheumiest
  1. (especially of the eyes) full of rheum; watery.
    "she was small and wizened, with rheumy eyes and bad teeth"
 

Chef

LE
To be fair she's better looking than the toms working Kings Cross. A tad more expensive though.
 
You two been scuttling each other back in the dark ages? It's quite romantic really - moistens your eyes to think oy you two ageing herders, skipping off hand-in-hand (or cock-in-mouth) into the twilight of life.

Regretably Billybongo - neither of us are candidates for Yewtree or the William Fitzsimon award for those of a certain bent! I do believe we are no longer allowed to call them Bum Chums, Shirt Lifters, Dirty Homo Bastards or Queers - so I won't !
 
36 my arse!

Sadly if her age is true, then it shows that frequent sex is a drain on the appearance and unfortunately why my wife looks so good :(

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I Know Reb....I Know...............one Wednesday night in 1974, ground floor room Block 6 wasn't it

Not true old boy, you may recall that all my dalliances took place at the ladies own home. Even then I had more class than the average.
 
Regretably Billybongo - neither of us are candidates for Yewtree or the William Fitzsimon award for those of a certain bent! I do believe we are no longer allowed to call them Bum Chums, Shirt Lifters, Dirty Homo Bastards or Queers - so I won't !

In which case I'll call you a pair of confirmed bachelors, both light in the loafer, dating in Europe and riding the Unicorn's head.
 

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