She enjoyed me touching her

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by panzerknacker, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. Doof

    Doof Clanker

    Thats one scary ******* woman
     
  2. jack_wagon

    jack_wagon Clanker

    Why were they both in a hotel room together if not for a quick drink from the furry cup?
    But how is that a police officer?
     
  3. Yet again, allegations flung around wildly with barely a shred of evidence. How the **** does this so called NEWSpaper know that it's a woman?
     
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  4. sunami

    sunami LE

    I was only practising M'Lud.
     
  5. Holy Jesus! It's Michael Bolton in drag! I'd rather be rogered by Ripley!
     
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  6. O Zangado

    O Zangado Old-Salt

    No matter how desperate, no matter how drunk I would never, ever, want to wake up next to that.

    OZ
     
  7. the_wolf

    the_wolf War Hero

    That is Arrse slag Bustygem isn't it?

    Sent from my HTC Vision using Tapatalk
     
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  8. She is only a ‘practising lesbian’ so perhaps she can be excused for not getting it quite right.
     
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  9. ScotlandsLad

    ScotlandsLad Old-Salt

    Police Constable?
    Nope.
    Pie Contender.
     
  10. Miner

    Miner LE

    Oof! I bet she can shit.

    She reminds me of "Nanny" from Count Duckula.
     
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  11. Rock biter
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    Rug muncher
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  12. llech

    llech LE

    I've done wor......err no, no I haven't.
     
  13. Practicing? She looks like she graduated with honours.
     
  14. smudge67er

    smudge67er Crow

    Constable? No....she waxed beforehand.
     
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