She could have my vote!

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  1. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I would give her a large majority!
  2. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    New concept in door step canvasing.

    Excuse me Miss but what is your position on global deforestation acceleration due to the growing of bio fuel crops?

    ERMMM not sure, but would you like to see my norks?

    Ok. you'll get my vote.
  3. I'd make a mark in her box. Probably lose my deposit though
  4. She can't do any worse than the other 600odd muppets in the Commons.
  5. She says she wants to fight sleaze.......I just want her to be sleazy :D
  6. Aye, but would it stand up to scrutiny?
  7. "Gemma Garrett admits she doesn't know much about politics'!!

    That should make her perfect!!! FFS
  8. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Knows as much as most of the other feckers then.
  9. She'd make a great back bencher....
  10. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    That would presumably be "Platform 4 to Oblivion, only stopping at Posh-Frockshop, Breastimplant and Gettarich-Hubby"?

    Waste of bloody ballot paper IMO, but I confess that Little Willie appears to vote for her. Oh, well, feel free to come and canvass us [while Mrs B_S is out, of course]. :wink:
  11. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Doubt if it would stand up long enough to be counted!
  12. As someone who actually lives in the Crewe/Nantwich area, sadly I won't be voting for her. Nothing personal, it's just that the vote would be a wasted chance to get rid of Neu Arbeit.
    But when she comes around canvassing, I consider it my solemn duty on behalf of my fellow Arrsers to request that Miss Garrett gets her baps out for the boys. If she consents, naturally I will take a piccie and post the evidence here.
    Provided Mrs SN is out shopping, of course.
  13. I'd give her my member in the backway.